so my dad told me there was something for me as an apology for the status above.
i go into the kitchen & see a box of wonderful cookies!
right? WRONG. i open the fucking box & my dad drew a freaking troll face & put it inside an EMPTY box.BITCH WHAT THE FUCK.
What a boss.
parenting: you’re doing it right.
(Source: shhpenis, via a-scanner-dorkly)
